Tenho sempre razão.

bandas:

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"Sou a prova viva de que Deus existe!" - Claudio Ramos

"O vizinho disse que a primeira pessoa que viesse aqui lavar que a cortava...a's postas!"

"Pelo poder da De'borah de crystal ..."

"ai filha! deves!"

"Pinhal!"

"Sera'! Sera' que vais ser capaz de dar um filho ao Luis? Tu nao vires e' ao contrario porque eu gosto de homens!"

"Nao gostas de sexo!"

"Fui ter com a Medica de Familia porque gosto muito da medica de familia"

"Beijo na alma!"

"Ai mas que malcriadas que estamos hoje! "

"Ele vira-se para mim eu virei-me para tra's ele ficou assim em frente a mim e disse-me : 'da'-me o pito'... foi o rasteiro que ele falou. E eu dei-lhe o grito 'naaaooo' "

"Giselaaa , o meu pai quer te dar um abraço!"

"Nao mexas nisso! Pode ter doencas!"

"Amo-te! ...imbecil "

"NAO! A vaca verde!!!"

"Erotic is when you use a fetaher. Porn is when you use the whole chicken... and this girl's been through A LOT of chicken."

"Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open. "

"I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird"

"I'd say, 'Help... a teenager cut my balls off. Call the police' "

"I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive. And I saw him dead. "

"I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing and then kill him the way I described in my book. I'd be announcing myself as the killer. I'm not stupid. "

"I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile. "

"Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted. "

"I don't believe in God, but if I did, he would be a black, left-handed guitarist. "

"I wish you could step out of yourself and just look. "

"I believe if there's any kind of God it wouldn't be in any of us, not you or me but just this little space in between."

"The lily means, 'I dare you to love me' "